Have Sex, Be Cool

July 17, 2012

If you’re feeling hot, sticky, sweaty, or straight up itchy, get it on with some temperature-sensitive products and you’ll be chillin’ in no time. Having sex makes you cool. It’s true.

Touche Ice Vibrator: The Touche Ice Vibrator is literally a vibrating ice cube. It requires a little preparation on your part, but nothing as hard as…[ahem]. The process is simple as making homemade popsicles. Actually, the process is the exact same as making homemade popsicles. Everything you need is included with your purchase. Set yourself up and watch dirty movies on the computer while you wait for your frozen treat.

Fleshlight Ice Lady: The Fleshlight Ice Lady is a chilled-out version of the most popular men’s masturbator since the invention of the hand. Real vaginas are hot; the Ice Lady is supercool. Also available in butt and mouth. (ok, ok…so the Ice Lady doesn’t actually deliver a coldness in temperature. But you can always use lube with a cooling effect!)

Cooling Lubricant: Send chills all over your hot little body with some cooling lubricant. Available in both liquid, gel, and pre-applied to condoms. If you’re using lube, why not use lube that makes you feel all cool and tingly?

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Jane Fader

Jane Fader received a Master’s degree from the Wayne State University Department of Communication, where she also completed her doctoral coursework in media studies and instructed courses in film, video production, and television criticism. She has written widely on the topics of sexuality and pornography, and produced an internationally awarded documentary about female ejaculation. Currently Jane does creative direction and marketing in the sexual wellness industry, instructs courses in Cultural Diversity and Information Literacy at IADT Detroit, and maintains her blog, janefader.com.