Air Sex has finally arrived in Detroit!
What is Air Sex, you ask? It’s like air guitar, but instead of pretending to play the guitar you pretend to have sex. Imagine Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure only with hard core simulated fornication rather than adolescent masterbatory allusions.
As we all know, having air sex lacks the potential for true satisfaction. Unless of course you’re doing it in order to win a prize and are on a stage at a bar.
The first Air Sex Detroit competition will be held on Thursday, March 8th at The Old Miami in Detroit. Check out the Air Sex Competition #1 Facebook event page for more details.
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