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My cousins(husband & wife), daughter and I took an impromptu trip to the grocery store tonight and like usual the women went one way and the man, the other.
We met back up in the shortening aisle after a 10-minute delay and search & rescue operation and the sashay of a random woman’s hips interrupted our conversation. We should have known by the goofy look on my male cousin’s face when he approached us that there had been an occurence of sorts in our absence.
It turns out that a pheromone-ripened chick(for lack of a better term) in skin tight jogging pants had been casting a spell across the entire store. We passed men in produce all the way to frozen foods, ones with store uniforms and ones with suits who have been left powerless in her trail.
My cousin’s wife couldn’t even fault her husband because the attention grabbing gluteus maximus even had us mesmerized.
Before long it was a running joke across the store between our mini family and the male employees who we caught on a few instances casting their eyes across the aisles like a pair of dice.
It is truly a man’s world but the vegetable vixen sure knew how to pull the strings.
How do you handle your man looking at another woman’s body in your presence? Can you even get upset it it draws your attention too?
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