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NO FAIR-NO FEES AT URBANE APARTMENTS!!
In this whacky economy you don’t need ANY surprises, do you? We don’t think so either. At Urbane Apartments, we don’t believe in hidden fees, what you see is what you pay, NO HIDDEN FEES. And that has our competitors piping freaking mad, and yapping about NO FAIR NO FEES!!!
At Urbane Apartments, we intend to Enhance Your Apartment Experience. If you are looking for an Apartment in Royal Oak, Apartments in Clawson/Troy, Apartments in Berkley, Apartments in Birmingham or Apartments in Ferndale, we've got you covered!
We have listed just a few of the reasons why our competitors are screaming NO FAIR NO FEES at Urbane Apartments! We say, Too Bad Chumps, NO HIDDEN FEES at Urbane Apartments! Rock On, Live Cool! The best darn value for Apartments in Royal Oak, Apartments in Ferndale and Apartments in Birmingham is at Urbane! We think Urbane Apartments is where you will call home!
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URBANE LIFESTYLE |
OUR COMPETITION...
the BEIGE box down the street...
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Reason #501 GUESTS STAY FREE
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That’s right, if you have an overnight family member or guest, they stay free in the GUEST HOUSE! |
That’s just plain crazy, they would never do that! |
Reason #502 APPLICATION FEES |
No Way, Never, Never, Never |
Of Course, gouge, gouge, gouge... |
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We LOVE Pets at Urbane, No Fees, No Breed Restrictions, Ever. |
Ah, they really don’t like pet or residents with pet. |
Reason #504 “CLEANING FEES” |
Not Hardly, Nope We Wouldn’t Do That |
Yep, But you won’t know until after you move, pretty clever huh? |
Reason #505
“HIGH SPEED WIRELESS INTERNET”
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Right on, and High Speed Wireless is FREE at Urbane, How else would you connect with your friends? |
They are really sure what it is, so no, NOT INCLUDED |
Reason #506
“A VIRTRUAL LOBBY”
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Heck Yes, Check out the URBANE LOBBY, Where residents meet and greet |
No Again, They Aren’t very progressive |
Reason #507
“A COMMUNITY BLOG”
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Yep, Urbane has one, the URBANE BLOG, but its not about us though, its about hip and cool people, places and stuff to do in and around Royal Oak, Ferndale and Birmingham |
No, They Don’t have one, but hey, you can follow the UrbaneBlog.com for free, so why should we? |
Reason #508 “TWITTER” |
Sure thing, even @Gus_Urbane our Bull Terrier tweets regularly |
The competitors are lost in the ages, they think Twitter is a tropical bird |
Reason #509 “FACEBOOK” |
Yep, Urbane has a facebook page, and a heck of a lot of friends too! |
Ah, No facebook, that would mean they would have to engage with residents |
Reason #510
“NEED A CHANGE”
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Sure you move to another Urbane Community at the end of your lease term, and get this, Urbane will pay for your move! |
Are you crazy! We wouldn’t do that! |
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